big cartel

pills TEE

Black in on a white, 4.5 oz. tee

Design by Michael Weigman

$20 


Logo Tee

Gold ink on a black, 4.5 oz. tee

Logo by Patrick Copeland

$20


rat trophy tri-blend t-shirt

3/4 sleeve, raglan t-shirt

Design by Geoff Peveto

$25


Gold Vinyl

2nd pressing of the 10-song LP. Clear vinyl w/ gold & white splattered vinyl. Includes digital download.

$25


gold cd

CD version of the 10-song debut LP

$15


Ruiner.Clean. CD

The first two EP's on one CD!

$15


Bash '17 CD

Amphetamine Reptile's "Bash '17" compilation featuring Melvins, Mudhoney, Lydia Lunch Retrovirus, Cherubs, Whores and The Blind Shake. Artwork by HAZE XXL.

$10


gold tote

"GOLD." album logo on a black canvas tote

$10


the darkslide

fortune cookie unisex t-shirt

Available in multiple colors

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$20


Rat Trophy Unisex T-shirt

Design by Geoff Peveto

Available in multiple colors | buy now for options

$20


gold logo Women's t-shirt

Heavy cotton classic fit ladies scoop neck T-shirt

Available in multiple colors | buy now for options

$25


Gold logo Five panel cap

Camper style nylon strap in multiple colors & designs

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$25


Gold logo knit beanie

Available in multiple colors & designs

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$20


GOLD logo Coffee Mug

Sturdy white, glossy ceramic mug

Dishwasher & microwave safe

$15


merchnow

bird charcoal t-shirt

$17


kings of noise rock

White T-Shirt

$17


EU MERCH

drink coffee & destroy
t-shirt

Dark Heather

$25.99


Clown charcoal t-shirt

Design by Ryan Duggan | Color by Geoff Peveto

$25.99